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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? A: Bob"
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"Two Pretzels walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits."
"Look guys i thought a gangbang was where we all played drums together, i don't want any part of whatever's happening here"
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest lol"
"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"
"Jurassic Park I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""not only does my son have a stupid name, but hes also a shit driver"""
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."