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Joke of the Day
"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"
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"What's the Italian word for suppository? innuendo"
"to keep things interesting in the bedroom, try bringing in a second laptop"
"Why are blondes bad a judging distance? They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker."
"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"
"People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus They're forgetting it's what's on the inside that counts."
"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."
"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."
"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."
"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"