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Joke of the Day
"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."
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"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."
"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"
"*does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*"
"If really good-looking people are ""eye candy"" I guess that puts me somewhere around the ""eye broccoli"" category."
"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"
"I learned today that ""bust a nut"" doesn't mean ""work really hard"" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos."
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"