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Joke of the Day
"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"
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"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."
"What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be"
"*Girl comes out in a slinky dress* ME: Ooh that looks like fun *I push her down the stairs*"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."
"I love fucking love coffee. It's what keeps me up at night."
"Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming."
"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."
"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."
"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"