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Joke of the Day
"All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge."
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"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."
"A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first? who cares."
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"
"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""
"What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"
"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."
"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""