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Joke of the Day

"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""

"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""

"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."

"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."

"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."

"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"

"People who live in Flint should drink gasoline. It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will change when it's ready"

"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."

"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."