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Joke of the Day
"My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student."
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"Sometimes I wish I was like my calendar, it always has dates."
"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
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"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."
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"What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."