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Joke of the Day
"I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels."
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"Why do librarians like the wind? It says, ""Shhh!"" all day!"
"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it."
"So many babies. So little ketchup."
"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"
"Four Polish men die in a car accident Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment."
"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."