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Joke of the Day
"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."
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"Why did the rabbi walk into the bar? Because he likes oldfashioned jokes."
"99 cent stores must've had some pretty nice shit in 1921"
"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"""john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"""
"When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say ""You hit like a bit$h."""
"I look in a mirror and wonder what became of the eager, wide-eyed boy with the world in front of him, then figure by the size of me I ate him."
"My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad."
"Comment on every picture of someone's dog, ""What is this"""