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Joke of the Day

"What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment? ""I don't care et al."""

"Why do people keep picking on fat people? They've got enough on their plates."

"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"

"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."

"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."

"How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming."

"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."

"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""

"What's the worst thing about being black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven."

"A woman in labor is screaming profanities at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, ""Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"""