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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."
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"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."
"What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."
"What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend? Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her."
"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."
"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"
"Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both."
"Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance."
"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"