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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."
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"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, ""Are you worried about mad cow disease?"" ""Not at all,"" says the other, ""I'm a helicopter."""
"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."
"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"
"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."