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Joke of the Day
"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."
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"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."
"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"
"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."
"I just had sex I don't know where else to post it"
"So when two guys get super friendly it's bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or 'gina buddies or something?"
"just got mad that firefox was telling me that satan was spelled wrong but turns out it just wanted me to capitalize it and show some RESPECT"
"Have you heard about the guy who got frozen to the absolute freezing point? Don't worry, he's 0K now."