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Joke of the Day

"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"

"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"

"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"

"One time we ran out of soap- -so we had to use hand sanitizer!!!"

"airplane food whats up with that?"

"Do you know why god created leprosy? He needed someone to lend him a hand!"

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"

"I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday. But I forgot."