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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people Abnormal"
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"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""
"Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed."
"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""
"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"
"What's the worst part about pissing outside in the winter? Getting a 2 inch dick out of 3 inches of clothing. Stay warm out there!"
"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."
"If a normal person's mouth waters at a steak? Does a vegan's mouth water when someone is mowing the grass?"
"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."