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Joke of the Day

"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."

"It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin."

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."

"This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all. I think it's time to make America grate again."

"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"

"Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths."

"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""

"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."