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Joke of the Day

"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."

"Jesus can walk on water so Jesus may be able to walk on water but who cares! Stephen hawking's runs on battery's"

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything."

"Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there's no more soda?"

"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."

"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."

"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."

"Female perfect set of legs!!! Feet on one end...pussy on the other!"

"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"