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Joke of the Day

"[At Mall] Good cop: CLEAR A PATH PEOPLE! Bad cop: OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS Black Friday cop: *Segways past everyone & gets the last HDTV*"

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"

"Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K"

"Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next."

"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"

"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"