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Joke of the Day

"How do black people decide what day to wear airbrushed memorial t-shirts of dead relatives?"

"Wish that Facebook had a ""drama of the day"" section to quick reference in my feed."

"[flash mob in front of me & my girl] [I join in then kneel down gasping] ""Will you.."" ""YES!... YE.."" ""grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?"""

"What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer"

"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee."

"I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day... Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate."