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Joke of the Day
"Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty."
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"Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil? Because the women are not allowed to drive."
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"I hope that someday we can live in a world without plagiarism. You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one."
"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"