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Joke of the Day

"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."

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"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."
"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."
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"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
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