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Joke of the Day
"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."
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"""I woke up like this"" [looks terrible]"
"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""
"At a restaurant: ""Would you like a table?"" ""No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."""
"It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be... Too stoned with one bird."
"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"
"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""
"I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency"
"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""
"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."