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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."

"First witch: My hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes she's certainly gruesome."

"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"

"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""

"So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly."

"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because the capital is always Dublin."

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"