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Joke of the Day

"Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist."

"[Starbucks intercom] ""Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."""

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."

"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"

"Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that."

"HR says I'm not allowed to scream ""OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP"" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :("

"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"

"As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God"

"I entered an astronomy competition the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize "