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Joke of the Day

"I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood It's called the Artery"

"Me: I love you so much Calories: I love you more"

"Damn you E Cards! Your making it too easy to share my stolen status'!"

"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."

"Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"

"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"

"I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either."

"Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate"

"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."

"They said being blind would hinder my chances of becoming a comedian. I don't see them laughing now."