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"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"
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"You can tell Monopoly's an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."
"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Police responded to a call where the husband was beating his wife with a flashlight... The man was charged with assault; flashlight charged with battery."
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"
"/r/shitredditsays"
"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("
"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."