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Joke of the Day

"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned"

"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."

"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"

"Japan's soccer team"

"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man how to Google how to fish and he'll watch fish porn for the rest of his life"

"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""

"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"

"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."