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Joke of the Day

"Police responded to a call where the husband was beating his wife with a flashlight... The man was charged with assault; flashlight charged with battery."

"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""

"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."

"I wish softcore horror was a genre. Like, ""LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S A KITTEN! OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST A FEATHER."""

"You know what I find odd? Every other number."

"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"

"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"