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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"So I was going by this farm the other day... and I was like, hay."
"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."
"TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting."
"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"
"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice."
"Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me."
"Why did the TV execs decide not to create a new reality show about philosophers? Because it would only be for a Neitzsche audience"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."