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Joke of the Day

"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."

"Dad: HEY come here, did you go to school with this guy on tv? Me: Dad, that's Spongebob Squarepants Dad: Must've been in your sister's class"

"What do old people often do? Die"

"Why do Eskimos have wide noses? Because they pick their nose with their gloves on."

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"

"What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? A seasoned veteran."

"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"

"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"

"9/10 dentists know where to find cavities The other one knows where to find lions."