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Joke of the Day
"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"
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"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"How does an Australian shave? Rise up lights"