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Joke of the Day

"Dad: HEY come here, did you go to school with this guy on tv? Me: Dad, that's Spongebob Squarepants Dad: Must've been in your sister's class"

"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."

"Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection? Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)"

"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."

"I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck! My mom made that up."

"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"

"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."

"Why was the pedophile so excited by 23 year olds? There is 20 of them!!!"

"My new mixtape is called GPA... And it's about to drop"

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"