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Joke of the Day
"Why do Eskimos have wide noses? Because they pick their nose with their gloves on."
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"How do you kill Donald Trump? You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the name? It's a TRUMPet"
"What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet? A digimon."
"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."
"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."
"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"
"my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM"
"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."
"Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses. Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?"