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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? A seasoned veteran."
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"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"
"Hey man, your mom is like snack... Free-to-lay... I don't know..."
"My girlfriend knows I love pinball, so she uses just 3 words to let me know when it's sexy time. ""Lock is lit"""
"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""
"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."
"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
"Did you read the book ""Rusty Bedsprings"" by I. P. Nightly"
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"