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Joke of the Day
"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"
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"What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race? A lap"
"What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !"
"Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one."
"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."
"Damn girl, are you Chile? ""Why, because I'm tall and thin?"" ""No, because you make my vagina as dry as the Atacama desert."""
"[me as a magician] *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooOoOo *pulls knife from hat* A: ooOoOo *pulls sautee pan from hat* A: NNOOOOOO"
"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."