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Joke of the Day
"What do old people often do? Die"
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"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."
"Twice the cold doth striketh A dog, a ski cabin, and a leather jacket walk into the electric cloud being and merge into the one true demongod."
"(My 3 favorite things are) My 3 favorite things are chicken pot pie. Doesn't even have to be in that order."
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech? It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine."
"I've been developing a photographic memory."
"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"
"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"
"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"