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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours? ask about his routine."
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"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
"Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies of the book ""Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."""
"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""
"My wife caught me measuring my dick. Embarrassing! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman."
"If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it... does is lay on the ground, or lie?"
"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."