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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours? ask about his routine."
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"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""
"What do you get when you give a duck a knife? A murder most fowl."
"My girlfriend got so mad she battered me with some vegetables. She has a terrible tempura."
"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"
"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"
"Why do they play this music on the elevators if we're not suppose to slow dance:)"
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."
"I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon."
"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"