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Joke of the Day
"Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman."
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"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."
"What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity? Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes."
"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."
"A woman gets breast implants made of wood.. Too bad this joke doesn't have a punchline, it would probably be funny. Wooden tit?"
"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."
"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."
"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."
"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."