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Joke of the Day

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"What's the difference between someone who doesn't use their turn signal and Hitler? You know Hitler will turn Reich."

"My atheist, mathematician friend insists religion is negative... Because at it's root, it's imaginary!"

"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."

"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."

"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."

"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."

"The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back."

"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""

"Do your Dads know your straight? I am not homophobic, this is for all the 11 year olds on reddit."