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Joke of the Day
"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."
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"Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy"
"This girl just said, ""You know that feeling you get when you really really like someone?"" and I was all like, ""Nope."" and walked away."
"I woke up with a horrible hangover today... I could have sworn she was beautiful last night."
"""Jared"" from Subway recently posted an image on Reddit of him sucking a minor's penis ... ... he later deleted the image and replied ""Oops, wrong sub."""
"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""
"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."
"JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business."
"why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you're a stupid old man"
"Two snowmen are standing in a field... One snowman turns to the other and says, ""yeah, I smell carrots too."""