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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
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"AY LMAO's in a bar. Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'"
"""A father says to his son,"" ""It's going to be tough in this recession."" The son says ""Tell me something I don't know."" The father says ""Your mum's ass can take my whole fist."""
"Meanwhile back in class... Teacher : How much is a gram? Me: Depends on what you are looking for ... Teacher : GET OUT! NOW! Me: So, did you still need that, or naw?"
"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."
"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."
"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."
"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"
"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"