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"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"
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"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"
"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."
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"GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields"
"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."
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