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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to Russian Roulette .. .. 5/6 approve"
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"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"
"Test boast, please ignore. I just hacked my friend's reddit account."
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"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"
"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."