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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"
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"I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes Which is no small feat"
"I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me. She said ""I'll take a Pikachu."""
"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."
"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."
"[wakes up from a 15 year coma] sweet, x files still goin strong"
"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"
"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."
"No Twitter crush. I have a twitter boyfriend who I intend to marry and have twitter babies. Then twitter divorce and take all his followers."