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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."

"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."

"What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common? They have access to arms."

"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"An underage sweater walks into a bar for the third time. The bartender says, ""I'm gonna need to see your cardigan."""

"What does a trumpet player use as contraception? His personality."

"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."

"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."

"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."