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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."

"Old ladies smell both good & bad. Like if you farted through a scented dryer sheet."

"I'm not afraid of the Bermuda triangle or any triangle really. Even played at its most aggressive it's just not a threatening instrument."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"

"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"

"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."

"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."