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Joke of the Day
"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"
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"Judging by how many people brazenly wander into traffic while staring at their phone, there must be some force-field app I don't know about."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."
"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."
"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""
"[long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?"
"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."
"TIL I'm always submitting to the wrong subreddit."
"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""