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Joke of the Day
"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."
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"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."
"Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?"
"APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR: ""We must conserve resources. Only people with useful skills! What's yours?"" ME: ""I write and want to dir--"" ""GUNSHOT*"
"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"
"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."
"What my Doctor said... ""Sugar kills more people than Cocaine"" What I heard... ""The next time you're craving Cake...Do some blow instead"""
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other cannibal and says ""hey, does this taste funny?"""
"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."
"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."