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Joke of the Day

"How were the Jews captured during World War 2? They could not resist a ho-low-cost."

"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."

"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."

"My wife told me, ""I look really fat. Please make me feel better and compliment me."" I said, ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"

"What do you call an expert in psychedelics? A trip advisor."

"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit"

"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."

"[several months ago] BEYONCE: Kim Kardashian might be having a 3RD baby JAY-Z: How many we got BEYONCE: One JAY-Z: Not a problem"