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Joke of the Day
"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."
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"When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you."
"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."
"What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production? Role tied."
"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""
"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep? Because it has two shifts."
"How do we know Jesus turned water into wine at parties? Because if he turned the **wine** into **water** someone would have kicked the shit out of him."