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Joke of the Day

"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."

"Remember: If the leprechaun sees his shadow today, six more weeks of drinking."

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."

"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips? Because he tried to blow up a bus."

"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"