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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you."

"Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies? Duh. Cause he's da foe."

"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"

"What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room."

"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."

"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"

"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."

"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""

"I live next door to a family of Anorexic Agoraphobics I bet they have some skeletons in the closet."

"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."