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Joke of the Day
"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."
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"How many retards does it take to push a bus? Just one. They're retardedily strong."
"Why do the Japs like Sony? Because they made the Playstasian"
"Adam Sandler"
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
" Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away"
"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"
"Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They're hoping for meatier showers"
"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."
"Lorena Bobbitt died :/ Car accident. Some dick cut her off."