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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare."

"So a chick is talking with a puppy ""My mom is the nicest mom ever and keeps me warm"" the chick says. The puppy frowns and says, ""my mom's a bitch."""

"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."

"Did you hear Saudi Arabia's new slogan? Saudi Arabia the trade center of the world since our guys destroyed the last one."

"Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car."

"I heard fish is good for your brain but now I can't get the smell out of my hair"

"I ask WebMD to diagnose the weird brown mole I just noticed. ""1. Is it delicious?"" ...Yes? ""2. Were you eating Easter candy in bed?"" ...Oh."

"Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider."

"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"