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"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."
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"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"
"Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? A: ""Some day my prints will come."""
"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"
"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."
"Someone told me they were getting colored contacts, and I said ""aren't all their eyes just brown?"" that was a complete misunderstanding."
"Got a reality check today It bounced."
"An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape and yelling ""Super Sex! Super Sex!"" An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says, ""I'll have the soup."""
"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."